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User Avatar Tattoo Today in my hometown of Fort Worth Texas at Baylor Medical. There was a baby born with no eye lids. He is a healthy 7lb.8 ounce, 21.6" long, 10 toes, 10 fingers, and yes he has his penis. The surgeon decided since he was to be cercum sized they would use the left over foreskin for his eye lids. He's gonna be fine the surgery was a success!!! Only problem is... He is gonna be a little Cock eyed!!!! Lol!!! Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Tattoo Did you here about the guy who was throwing a soft ball with a string attached to it, into truckers windshields on Highway over passes? It got stuck in the grill of a Mack truck and the guy lost is arm. They charged the Mack truck driver with Armed Robbery!!! Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Tattoo How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? .....Wave! Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Tattoo What do you call an Alligator in a Vest???? An Investigator!!! My kids favorite joke! Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Tattoo @Jaybayb Now I'm in a lose for words... Your absolutely GORGEOUS!!! If your a Mime? Do you scream with pleasure or just silently Moan? Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Jossie @Jaybayb Hi Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Ariana Are you a beaver? Cause dam Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
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User Avatar Sam The other day I was doing squats and my shorts ripped and someone yelled "yo I like ya cut G" Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Sam So I literally woke up from a nightmare that scared the shit outta me. So here's the story Im trapped in a box that feels like I'm in a grinder filled with nails right? I hear a motor. Before I could die I woke up. To my fuckin cat purring and making biscuits on my back on his favourite blanket. Nearly had a heart attack Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Cameron @Cameron A chicken nugget Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Cameron Please forgive me I heard this from someone?? What do you call a person without arms and legs? Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Mandy Hey I’m from Wisconsin. Anyone relatively close??! Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
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User Avatar Chris Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie! Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Separated317 Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other, this taste funny to you? Why is Peter Pan annoying? He neverlands. The broom was late for work! It overswept. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8/ate 9!!!! Wakka wakkka wakka Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Ashley Everyone is putting there best jokes on here, while I just like laughing 😂 make me laugh, I dare ya Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Momma @Darnell Ground beef Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Momma @Tyree Ngl I laughed to hard at this 🤣🤣 Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Chad Nothing Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
User Avatar Chad What did the statue say to the statue? Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
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User Avatar PatricPearson Here's a funny joke ... ready ... 👌 Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
User Avatar PatricPearson Does anyone e know how to remove superglue from your hand ... and a more delicate area ... asking for a friend Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
User Avatar PatricPearson Anyone got any flintstones vitamins And none of that hard candy shit I want the good stuff the gummies give ya 5 bucks a bottle Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
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User Avatar Joshua Sadly most jokes only work in conversation. So topic please? Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
User Avatar Holly Hello there Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Holly @Stan Lol Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
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User Avatar Tim Check out the Cheers, Bud podcast available on all platforms 🤝 Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Jessica Well...well...we’ll...this conversation seems a bit too punny for me. Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Bee Buy a sheep. Name it relation. Now you have a relationsheep. Comment Reply Comment Like 5 Comment Share
User Avatar Darnell What do you call a cow with no legs lol Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Darnell What’s up!!! Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Nero Hey how are you? Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Jonathan What’s CRACKING! Aside from my joints lol Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
User Avatar Stan A girl walked into a bar.. You think she would have seen it! Comment Reply Comment Like 5 Comment Share
User Avatar Mj Hey everyone Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar J @joftheday on youtube Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar J Follow if you wanna laugh Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
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User Avatar Timothy @Timothy You can tell my Mom but she just gonna say “Not my Timmy” Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Timothy @Marie If you thirsty get a drink Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Timothy @Marie I’m on the other guys team but so true Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share
User Avatar Timothy @Kylie I’m not giving it away , how shallow and pandatic Comment Reply Comment Like 1 Comment Share
User Avatar Kylie Hmu if you got good jokes hmu😁 Comment Reply Comment Like Comment Share