TattooToday in my hometown of Fort Worth Texas at Baylor Medical.
There was a baby born with no eye lids. He is a healthy 7lb.8 ounce, 21.6" long, 10 toes, 10 fingers, and yes he has his penis.
The surgeon decided since he was to be cercum sized they would use the left over foreskin for his eye lids.
He's gonna be fine the surgery was a success!!!
Only problem is... He is gonna be a little Cock eyed!!!!
Lol!!!TattooDid you here about the guy who was throwing a soft ball with a string attached to it, into truckers windshields on Highway over passes?
It got stuck in the grill of a Mack truck and the guy lost is arm.
They charged the Mack truck driver with Armed Robbery!!!TattooHow do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree?
.....Wave!TattooWhat do you call an Alligator in a Vest????
An Investigator!!!
My kids favorite joke! Tattoo@JaybaybNow I'm in a lose for words... Your absolutely GORGEOUS!!!
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Why is Peter Pan annoying? He neverlands.
The broom was late for work! It overswept.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8/ate 9!!!!
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